i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How does it feel to date your dad?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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