I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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