why didn't you poke me back
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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