At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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