I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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