did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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