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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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