I heard we made out
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
