Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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