What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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