And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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