I didn't shave. On purpose
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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