I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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