I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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