Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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