I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just had sex on a roof
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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