No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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