We're like a lot better than the average bears
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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