bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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