There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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