he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I supernannyed him into submission
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm both gender and math confused
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