How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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