were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Houston, we have a squirter
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
