How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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