i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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