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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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