We named our party play list daddy issues
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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