playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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