Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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