Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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