why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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