erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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