I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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