we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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