butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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