doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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