oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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