if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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