so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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