at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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