This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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