Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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