And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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