WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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