He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Every concussion has its silver lining
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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