i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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