Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
