I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We need a shit load of segways right now
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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