i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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