I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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