I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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