What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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