I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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