Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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