what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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