stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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