he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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