your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm drive I can fine osifer
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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