i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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