My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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