why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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