If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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