fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Alive.
So much puke
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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