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Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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