i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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