So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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